Monty’s Afterword

So… You know I teased online dating not too long ago. Nothing against it of course. I like the whole show me a pic conversation. When do you start that? And, what does it say about you if you withhold a pic from an online solicitor? There is always a level of fear and vanity in online dating pictures. In such an environment, there is also the opportunity for a business transaction. Enter PickWash.com. Like a carwash, PickWash is a full-service clean-up facility for your pics. And about the same price, too. For $7, You can upload your photo and have PicWash’s photo editing experts do the following:

* Reduce facial shine
* Remove acne and other skin blemishes
* Even skin tone and optimize complexion
* Add glow to the eye while eliminating red-eye
* Whiten teeth
* Reduce Wrinkles
* Tweak the overall luminosity and color of the picture

Hey that’s a good deal if you’re going to flaunt yourself online or prep a picture for a Christmas card. Or if you printing out a picture to adorn the fridge. Or you got your mug shot on a blog…

Anyhow, I thought I’d share this little gem with you just in case you’re thinking of a last minute Christmas gift. No seriously, there’s a gift card for your vain friends and family. What says Merry Christmas better than a gift card to help you’re recipient not look so bad in photos. I can’t think of anything. What I want to know is if you take your photo through twice does it look extra clean?