Monty’s Afterword

You know you want to learn how to do it. So watch!

We had a good crew with us last weekend and I was excited to help give a few lectures. We spent some extra time going over studio lighting, because when it comes to lighting, as always, seeing is believing.

Check out the video they made in less than 72 hours:

I have absolutely no authority to do this, but I’m going to appoint three all-stars as co-commissioners of the newly formed Videomaker Party Planning Committee. This is an important responsibility for any organization and certainly a task that not everyone is equipped to do. It requires ambition.

For those of you who are not watching too much TV like I am, this a mock-motivational poster inspired by the corporate satire TV show, The Office. But, this is the real deal (read sarcasm). I’m going to accept resumes for the three positions and pass those along to Dwight Schrute. Dwight will be conducting the interviews which include a written test, oral test and a final set of tasks at the Schrute family beet farm. Here’s the details:

Applicants for consideration should have:

California Hunting License

Concealed Weapons Permit

Able to lift 60 lbs

Military experience a plus

Please let me know if you have any questions. Leave me a comment. Oh and if you want to adorn your desktop with one of those snazzy mock-motivational posters, you can find them here: Posters .

My next task is to start a Finer Things Club. If you know what I’m talking about, then send me a comment, too. If don’t know what it is, that’s how it works. It’s exclusive, yet also online, here: Finer Things Club.

Matt York, our Publisher, has declared December 3rd National Groin Injury Day. Here’s the low-down on the subject:

Anyone who travels to our headquarters for a workshop is subject to me going on and on about the National Yo-Yo Museum that’s located in our quaint little downtown. Chico, California is a unique place and this museum holds the world’s largest wooden yo-yo. It’s something to behold. So, ladies and gentlemen I give you my short video I produced for Turnhere.com featuring the National Yo-Yo Museum. Click here if this won’t play in my blog and it will take you to Turnhere.com to watch it in all its glory.